We all have been in that stage where we completed bathing in 10 minutes and then just stared at the wall and thought about every single thing in Universe for hours! Well, here are some of the witty shower thoughts submitted by people from around the world.
- Saying “um” is the human equivalent to buffering.
- If the oldest person on earth is 116 years old, then 117 years ago, there was a completely different set of human beings on earth.
- A group of squid should be called a squad.
- Let’s take a moment to appreciate that Mother Nature not only pre-sliced but also pre-wrapped oranges.
- Most of my clothes have been to countries that I have not.
- Cars should have two horns: one is a “nice” one, the other is a “mean” one.
- I have no idea what I’ve forgotten.
- I bet attractive people think the world is a lot more polite than it really is.
- They should mark the last tissues in a box with red lines like they do with receipt paper.
- “Arms” is another word for guns, and “guns” is another word for arms.
- If I’m lucky, my internal organs will never see the light of day.
- “My entire life has led up to this moment” is always true.
